thecentralexchange:

thatsdetectiveinspectortoyou:

thecentralexchange:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

Lestrade: So that is an average day for you.
Mycroft: Indeed.
Lestrade: You disrupt traffic and save the world.
Mycroft: This is correct.
Lestrade: And you cry.
Mycroft: Certainly not.
Lestrade: You said-
Mycroft: I’M THE BOSS.

Mycroft would like to remind you that he’s got the longest comics. LIKE A BOSS!

(Original long-ass version is here, much easier to read)

JESUS CHRIST

‘Ignore the diet?’ ‘Crying on the Scales?’ There seems to be a lot of speculation concerning my eating habits. It’s a bit…. Disconcerting.

MH

…. I don’t remember this interview. And I’m pretty sure I would.

This interview is clearly the product of someone’s rather startling imagination.

Whoever it was was clearly not aware that interviewing minor government officials is ‘not your division.’

As you do so love to say.

MH

This will always be my favorite thing.

Mycroft headcanon FOREVER