or i could just leave it and call it a Reductionist Christmas
AUGH I TESTED THE CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS AND THEY WERE FINE BUT NOW THAT I’VE PUT THEM ALL UP I PLUG THEM IN AND NOPE
HALF ARE DEAD
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED
We only really saw Hermann in the one outfit. But what if his ridiculous buzzcut was one of many of his punky hair styles? And he wears sweater vests all ironically? And the spats are some real hipster shit. And his glasses are from that cool shop, you probably didn’t hear about it, but it’s, like, the coolest thrift store in Garmisch Patenkirchen.